Friday, July 16, 2010

Funny Insurance Claim Quotes

Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
A: Travelled by bus?

A customer collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:
Q - What warning was given by you?
A - Horn
Q - What warning was given by the other party?
A - Moo

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

"I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."

"No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert."